OKAY SO MICHAEL BAY WAS WALKING THROUGH THE STUDIO ONE DAY WHEN ALL THESE BIG-ASS ROBOTS CAME IN AND STARTED BLOWING UP SHIT SO HE DECIDED TO FILM IT BUT EVERYONE ON THE FILM CREW WAS DEAD SO HE GOT AN INTERN TO DO IT BUT THEN THE INTERN SAW A LOST EPISODE OF SPONGEBOOM AND EXPLODED AND MICHAEL BAY WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND THEN THE ALIENS EXPLODED AND THEN AN ARMY OF HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETONS POPPED OUT AND EXPLODED THEN THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED THEN MICHAEL BAY GOT RICH BECAUSE